"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
06/11/2020 at 00:42 • Filed to: None
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"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
06/11/2020 at 00:42 • Filed to: None | 1
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The donks are evolving. Just thought I should let you know.
Also, this is a bobbit worm:
They hide in a little hole in the seafloor with their mouths inverted to reveal massive claw-like fangs, like so:
ME WANTS HUUUUUGS!!
Then they wait until an unfortunate victim swims overhead, and they launch themselves out, grab it, and drag it down into their hole for dinner.
Sweet dreams!
Dusty Ventures
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 00:53 |
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Oh hey, you found Stef’s dream car
jminer
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 01:00 |
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That worm can stay the hell away from me but I like the Donk. They’ve always made me laugh and are less ridiculous than a lot of other car trends. They’re essentially bro-trucks but more practical with better gas mileage...
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Jim Spanfeller
> jminer
06/11/2020 at 01:04 |
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They’re growing on me... the donks, not the worm. Donks are basically the vehicle - literally and metaphorically - for artistic wheel designs. I still don’t like some of the ones with super gaudy and tacky paint jobs, but a mild donk (if there can be such a thing) makes a pretty neat show car. And at least you can still drive them, unlike other modified cars I know...
Is it weird that I kind of want to make a stanced donk just for the ultimate ridiculousness?
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Jim Spanfeller
> Dusty Ventures
06/11/2020 at 01:08 |
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I call it the Snonk. Snonk ftw!
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jminer
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 01:12 |
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They’re definitely above stanced cars in my rankings, I also love lowriders though so it goes to show I don’t have much taste...
I know it means I should have to turn in my oppo card but I care nothing for paint and spending that much money on custom paint blows my mind - as long as it isn’t rusting and looks okay from 15 feet I’m good.
I have never waxed a car in my life and never plan on doing so...
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Jim Spanfeller
> jminer
06/11/2020 at 01:18 |
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This was the kind of tacky paintwork I was referring to:
Just wh yyyyyyy.
Stuff like this, on the other hand:
Not bad. Not bad at all.
lone_liberal
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 01:24 |
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Donk dozer!
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jminer
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 01:47 |
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I’ll admit the first one makes me laugh but the second one does look with the great and red.
I am the kind of guy that loves a mural on the side of a van though so I have no class (at least that’s what my wife says).
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 05:40 |
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Sooooooooo...is the bobbit worm named after the Bobbits of 90s fame?
As for donks.... can't we just call them drinks? Just like autocorrect suggests?
functionoverfashion
> Jim Spanfeller
06/11/2020 at 06:59 |
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functionoverfashion does not know what to do with donk sporting a snowplow
overload
overload
does not compute
error
ERROR
[unexpected shutdown]
InFierority Complex
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
06/11/2020 at 08:16 |
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It is indeed named for those Bobbits.
ttyymmnn
> jminer
06/11/2020 at 09:14 |
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It’s nothing I would do to my car, but I appreciate anything that is well-executed. That one looks particularly nice. Not sure about the plow, though.
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jminer
> ttyymmnn
06/11/2020 at 09:39 |
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I’m in the same place - I would never do it to a car I owned. Mostly because of the cost of the wheels though...
The plow has to make that thing absolutely awful to drive. I’ve driven full size plow trucks and they make a vehicle that large drive strangely and I can’t even imagine what it would do that donk.
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Jim Spanfeller
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
06/11/2020 at 15:43 |
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They are named after those Bobbits because there was a myth that the female bobbit worm cuts off the male’s... you know. But that turned out not to be true. They’re just creepy in the obvious way. As for drinks, drinks+driving is not good. That would make it really hard to text!
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Jim Spanfeller
> functionoverfashion
06/11/2020 at 15:45 |
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What if... stance donk snowplow tow truck!?